An opportunity , benefit from it Beautiful , admire it Bless , taste it A dream , realize it A challenge , meet it A duty , complete it A game , play it Costly , care for it Wealth , keep it Love , enjoy it Mystery , know it A promise , fulfill it A song , sing it A struggle , accept it Sorrow , overcome it A tragedy , confront it An adventure , dare it Luck , make it too precious , do not destroy it
EveRyb0dY knows : You can't be all things to all people. You can't do all things at once. You can't do all things better than anyone else. Your humanity is showing just like everyone else.
S0 : You have to find out who you are, and be that. You have to decide what comes first, and do that. You have to discover your strengths and use them. You have to learn not to compete with others. Because no one else is in the contest of "Being You"
ThEn : You will have learned to accept your own uniqueness. You will have learned to set priorities & make decisions. You will have learned to live with your limitations. You will have learned to give yourself the respect that's due. You will be most vital mortal.
DarE to BeLievE : That you're a wonderful unique person. That you're once-in-all history event. That it's more than right, it's your duty to be who you are. That Life is not a problem to solve, but a gift to cherish. And You will be able to study one Up on what used to get you down
[1] Wife : 'What are you doing?' Husband : Nothing. Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
[2] Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife : 'Yes or no.' [3] Wife : 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' Hubby : 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife : 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby : 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' [4] Wife asked her husband : 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!' [5] A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
○○0○○Stress Reliever○○0○○ [1] Girl : 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy : 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl : 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
[2] Son : 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing..' Son : 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
[3] Girl to her boyfriend : One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies : 'Thanks for the early warning.'
☺^^☻Husbands are husbands ☻^^☺ A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the Head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on It that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name Of the horse I bet on'.
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the Head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.A nurse noticed his predicament.Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button." "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
For some folks the color of LOVE is Red fiery and hot.. For others the color is, Blue placid and calm.. For some, it is, Yellow caring but cautious.. For others, it is, Orange rich and fruitful.. For some, the color is, Lavender gentle and kind.. For others, it is, Purple sacrificing and giving.. For some, it is, Green with its go go go.. For others, the color is, White pure and undefiled
But for me the color is RAINBOW Red and Blue Yellow and Orange Lavender and Purple Green and White
The RAINBOW painted by God is a symbol of F0rEveR—LOVE.. And … as long as there is sunshine and rain … There will always be RAINBOWs.. And ... as long as there are RAINBOWs .. There will always be F0rEveR—LOVE for you.
